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NOT a Test…

No shit Sherlock… its a IEC 61850 multi-vendor substation automation system made by ABB… which should be obvious to even the most dimwitted of individuals!  God, graffiti artists are idiots.

KOSMINSKI

Filthy Stinking Hollywood…

Behold the ravages of extravagance!  Now I’ve been to some snooty establishments, need I remind you I pioneered the whole “Flapjack Union” craze, but this table service is way outta line. I don’t know what’s more upsetting to me, the fact that they’re attempting to sell a bottle for this much money or the fact that I’ll have to tip this bitch $11,550.

KOSMINSKI

Careful…

You can’t leave the window down in that Studebaker… oh wait, you’ve got the club.  Carry on…

KOSMINSKI

Obvious Advice…

What’s that… I SHOULDN’T jump up and down on the 80 year old rickety bridge OR jump off of it into 20 feet of stagnant river water?  You’ve lost your sense of adventure Kentucky…

KOSMINSKI

Tiny People…

Either Louisville KY has more midgets per capita than anywhere else in the US or good people at this sports bar are fully expecting a deluge of 6th graders in to drink.  Seriously… I’d have better luck aiming at a sink.

KOSMNSKI

Pigeons with Diabetes.

This poor pigeon has one leg, presumably because he’s been fed so much food high in sugar that he’s had to have one amputated due to diabetes… or a dog got a hold of him.  Either way, life must suck for a one legged bird.  I mean, pigeons are no flamingos!  Jesus, why doesn’t this pathetic thing just fly into the sea and get it over with.

KOSMINSKI

…lightin’ a match on the suitcases latch…

good luck old people!

love,

mcdonalds

-piratefoxjukebox

*title from “sim sala bim” by fleet foxes

 

No Biscuits For Me I Guess…

LA is filled with positively hateful people!  I assume this is what you get for not accurately posting your Memorial Day hours on your storefront.  OR somebody didn’t get their gravy on the SIDE of the mashed potatoes… that they CLEARLY asked for! Suck it KFC!

KOSMINSKI

…wet the ground with the sweat from my brow…

.sunday drive.

dick tracy bobble head: hey

me: …yeah

dick tracy bobblehead: …why are you crying?

me: can you not look at me right now?

dick tracy bobblehead: seriously dude, those cops are laughing at you.

me: *girl like sobbing*

boxing gloves: are we listening to shania twain?

dick tracy bobblehead: yes

byron(in passenger seat): why are you talking to yourself? …dude… are you crying? what the fuck is happening?

-piratefoxjukebox

*title from “victory dance” by my morning jacket

Lenin Cat hates Capitalists…

I have no idea who took this picture originally, but I thank them… cats that look like people are good.  Cats that look like Russian Marxist Revolutionary heroes are GREAT!  ”Now get this Fancy Feast out of my face and feed me the fingers of Expats, nave!”

KOSMINSKI

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